CMI... need rating booster!
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oh the joke ar..?Originally posted by JLennon:waiting.....
/swing leg
ahhaha okok bear just this ONCE for our dear JL.. please..
repeat the joke.
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why?
let choco say it
(posts for this forum +1)Originally posted by jOhO:oh the joke ar..?
ahhaha okok bear just this ONCE for our dear JL.. please..
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I tell liao not funny leh. (-_-; )
You tell lah bear. If you do, I will vote you for Mr Comedian at Keisha's poll. -
yah i think bear is the best person to say it.. after all he's the author!
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haha... still waiting
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Bear's probably typing it out right this very second.Originally posted by JLennon:haha... still waiting
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yeah me waiting to groan again..
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uhh.. i cannot claim to be author.. i heard it somewhere...
since people asked
so it goes Little Red Riding Hood (what kind of stupid name is that??) learnt that her granny was ill... so she baked some stuff and went through the forest (short cut) to her granny's
out came the Big Bad Wolf, pounced on her and said:
"Little Red Riding Hood! I am going to EAT you!"
nonchalantly, Little Red Riding Hood went:
"Eat Eat Eat!! Doesn't anybody just FU(K anymore???!!"
(argh!)
last time everOriginally posted by jOhO:yah i think bear is the best person to say it.. after all he's the author! -
ARGGHGhghghhgghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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he reminded me of a scene from Meet Joe Black and i found this quote:
Joe Black: Should you choose to test my resolve in this matter, you will be facing a finality beyond your comprehension, and you will not be counting days, or months, or years, but milleniums in a place with no doors.
Hurry up!!!! -
you asked
knocking off now.. catch you in a while when i'm home...
byeeee
Originally posted by jOhO:ARGGHGhghghhgghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh -
haha..... heard before but nice one Bear.
one vote for Mr Comedian! *wonders whether keisha is noting the vote* -
yeah i was willing to sacrifice for JL..Originally posted by the Bear:you asked
knocking off now.. catch you in a while when i'm home...
byeeee
i got meeting later.. then appt.. so.. yeah much laterzzzzzz
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/curtain falls
LOL
/applaudsOriginally posted by the Bear:last time ever -
i'd say some pple won't really think it's funnee, or get the joke.
there's another one that i've posted here (in sgforums) b4.. and kaoz.. a few pple couldn't get it.. sigh..
here it is: joke of the year for me confirm!
The guy wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in a perfect order, spotlessly clean. And so's the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove. Love you."
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast, fresh newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
Father (F): "Son, what happened yesterday?"
Son (S): "Oh, the usual.? You came home after 3 am, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave mom a black eye."
(F): "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and the food is on the table?"
(S): "Oh that!? Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off you said "Bitch! Leave me alone, I am married!" -
*Encore!!!!*Originally posted by choco B:/curtain falls
LOL
/applauds
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Erm, are you sure.Originally posted by JLennon:*Encore!!!!*
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no he's not sure...Originally posted by choco B:Erm, are you sure.
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i think i replied before but i'll reply again. that was one great joke!Originally posted by jOhO:i'd say some pple won't really think it's funnee, or get the joke.
there's another one that i've posted here (in sgforums) b4.. and kaoz.. a few pple couldn't get it.. sigh..
here it is: joke of the year for me confirm!
The guy wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in a perfect order, spotlessly clean. And so's the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove. Love you."
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast, fresh newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
Father (F): "Son, what happened yesterday?"
Son (S): "Oh, the usual.? You came home after 3 am, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave mom a black eye."
(F): "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and the food is on the table?"
(S): "Oh that!? Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off you said "Bitch! Leave me alone, I am married!"
Bear, unfortunately this one is better than Little Red Riding Hood. -
don't ppl do this after a performance? or i am just a followerOriginally posted by choco B:Erm, are you sure. -
/backheels the assailant between the legs and ..... ouch...Originally posted by jOhO:no he's not sure...
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You're a sadist.Originally posted by JLennon:don't ppl do this after a performance? or i am just a follower
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oi??!?!!?
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what?Originally posted by jOhO:oi??!?!!?