Biker Bengs (a story by Markzz )
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June 15, 2005, Lim Ah Boy bike shop, Kelantan Lane, 8.30pm
"Ok, that's about it!" muttered Ah Boy, the owner of the Motorcycle parts shop as he fitted the fairing of the NSR SP back into place.
"Try it," he continued.
Eagerly, 18 year old Justin Soh mounted his bike and turned the throttle.
"VROOOOM!!!!"
The sweet tone of the exhaust met his ears and he smiled with satisfaction..
his bike tunings are complete!
"Woohoo!" cheered Justin , "Thanks , Ah Boy! "
Ah Boy: "That will be 300 bucks please! "
After paying Ah Boy, Justin donned his Zeus open-faced helmet and rode off into the direction of Yishun Ring Road.
Kopitiam, Yishun Ring Road, 10pm
The cool rain droplets dripped down Justin's helmet visor and his Honda jacket.
Justin flicked on the left turn indicator light and turned into the carpark... the street lamps reflecting the surface of his Probation Plate - he had just gotten his Class 2B license a week ago.
"Oi, siao eh! Why so late? " a shrill voice rang out.
It was Terry, a member of the Ang Soon Tong (AST ) biker division.
"Sorry la, I've lost my way!" blushed Justin.
"Kanina...Yishun also you dunno how to come! You Singaporean or not, brother?"
This comment was accompanied by rowdy laughter and jeers by the guys.
"Eh, give the boy a break la! He's a new bike owner mah!" grinned Johnson, the "Zhong" of the biker gang as he pulled out a chair for Justin.
"Marlboro menthol lights jik pao, Hard Pack!" called out Justin to the Kopi kia.
"Eh, Bang, how's your bike now? Zhng already right?" asked Ridwan , a Malay
Kawasaki Kipps rider.
Justin: " Ok la... I've changed the exhause pipe liao, the air flow is much better now!"
Ridwan: " Power la! Practice more, and u will soon be a full fledge AST biker boy!
Gang members: "Ho SAY AH!!!!!!!"
Johnson: " zi tiam ,ng ( 2 ) tiam , sar ( 3 ) tiam ang!!!!!"
Gang Members: " Sar Puay jee yoh (3821 )wo si ang!!
Johnson: " soon soon lee lee ki soon tong!!!
Gang Members: " pai ki sam chuam ang soon tong!"
Johnson: "tong ar tong..."
"AW AR AW!!!! SAR LAK KAU!! SINGAPORE , BOH BEH ZHAO!!!"
A loud chant interrupted Johnson . Annoyed , he turned around and stared at
the rival gang.
"Kua si mi Lan Jiao!" snapped Donny, the Zhong of the Kuntong Bikers.
Johnson: " Huh! Kua li nang si Kau la! Kuntong Kau! (looking at u dogs la, Kuntong dogs! )
"Nah bei, buay song si boh!" yelled an angry Kuntong Biker.
"Lai la! One to one la! " shouted a AST boy.
Donny threw his cigarette to the floor and crushed it with his boot.
Donny:" I've heard that u all Ang Soon Tong boys are good racers! Pui ah!
Kanasai! I want to see it with my own eyes! Do you have the guts to race me at Mandai Road right now?"
Justin:"You siao ar?! Now heavy rain leh!"
Donny:"What?! Rain only dare not to race? Wah Lan eh! Ang Soon Tong Gina Hum Chee ar!"
Kuntong Riders: "Hum Chee kia ar!! "
Johnson slammed his fist on the table.
Johnson:"Mai kar Lim Peh Kao Peh Kao bu! "
Johnson stared at Donny.
"On! Let's go to Mandai Road now!"
"But Johnson..." pleaded Fanny, Johnson's girlfriend.
"Don't worry dear, I know what I am doing," Johnson planted a kiss on Fanny's cheeks.
" See u at Mandai Road!" sneered Donny as his Honda Fireblade roared off into the night.
Johnson zipped up his jacket and walked towards his bike.
Upon reaching the carpark, all the AST boys started their engines.
"VROOM!!!!" the peace of the night was shattered as the din roared
throughout the carpark.
Sitting astride his Yamaha R1, Johnson put on his Arai full-faced helmet.
Fanny sat behind Johnson and hugged his waist tightly.
Johnson pushed the bike's electric starter and pulled the throttle.
The 998cc engine roared to life!
Johnson: "We're off!"
In a flash, a stream of motorcyclists were riding towards Mandai Road!
(To be continued... ) -
wow..... gang story ah..
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Originally posted by LinYu:wow..... gang story ah..
My Hokkien fluent enough or not? -
eh too much dialect lah.
wapiang eh.
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Sorry la...Originally posted by missqi:eh too much dialect lah.
wapiang eh.
please.
Local Pai Kia story mah!
Raintree pictures also lots of Hokkien in their movies! -
aiyah talk so much! faster post up the next chapter.... !!
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i like
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mediocre.
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Hmmm.Originally posted by markzz:Sorry la...
Local Pai Kia story mah!
Raintree pictures also lots of Hokkien in their movies!
What's so different about your story?
Just another local biker story with loads of Hokkien.
edit: are you in secondary school? If so, then this story would be still ok. -
so what happened to the race? did they bet on exchanging gf as the prize for winner like what happened to the report on our local newspaper?.. oops! just "contributed" some tips to your story.Originally posted by markzz:Sorry la...
Local Pai Kia story mah!
Raintree pictures also lots of Hokkien in their movies! -
the dialogue is phucking, phucking lame. It's so bad, it made me laugh.
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Mandai Road, 11pm
"Boom!" A clap of thunder rang out as a flash of lightning lighted up the stormy
sky for a split second. The 2 biker gangs have gathered for the race!
Johnson shifted to neutral gear and parked his bike on its side stand.
The Carbon fibre body gleamed menancingly in the dim glow of the street
lamp. In the garage of Ah Boy, the once simple R1 had been modified to
become the beast that it is today. Titanium straight flow exhaust pipe, ultra
lightweight alloy racing wheels and Dunlop racing slicks. With these expensive mods, Johnson was able to defeat his oponents with ease!
"Erngggg!!!!"
The roar of Donny's Fireblade died out as he parked his bike and walked towards Johnson. The Fireblade too, was not just some biker wannabe's bike.
Many an opponent had been terrorized by this fibreglass clad monster.
Donny : "Last chance, Johnson! Admit defeat now and I'll spare you the humilation of beating you in front of all these AST losers!"
Johnson: " Cut the crap, kid! Let's get this over with! "
Donny:" As you wish! "
Donny walked towards the Fireblade and started the engine, his girl, Jessie riding pillion.
Johnson: " Hey, where are you going?"
Donny rode up to the starting line.
Donny: " Boy, let's make this more interesting! We shall race with a pillion tonight!"
Everyone gasped- Donny must be crazy!
"Come on Donny, cut the B.S and let's race! " Johnson laughed.
Racing in the rain is bad enough....racing in the rain WITH a pillion is suicide!
"Getting cold feet, coward? " Donny taunted and Jessie laughed.
"Alright! If this is the way you want it to be, so be it! Let's settle our score on the tarmac! " Johnson mounted the R1 and motioned for Ridwan to be his pillion.
"No, Johnson, I'll be riding with you tonight"
"Fanny, it's too dangerous! You stay here with the others! " protested Johnson.
Fanny ignored him and sat behind him .
Fanny : "It's either me or nothing."
Johnson gritted his teeth in frustration and gave in.
He too rode up to the starting line, next to Donny.
Kelvin , a member of Kuntong Bikers stood in front of the line.
Kelvin: "alright guys, this shall be a one time race! You are to ride towards the Shell station at avenue 6, U-turn, and come back here via the opposite road!
The loser shall go down to his hands and knees and apologize to the winner!
Are you ready?"
Both boys nodded.
"5! "
Johnson pulled in the clutch and kicked the gear down to 1st.
"4!"
"Vrrrrooomm!"
Johnson maintained the clutch at biting point and held the throttle at 4000RPM.
"3!"
"2!"
Johnson said a prayer and released the front brake, keeping the rear brake engaged at the same time.
"1!"
Both racers tensed up and stared at the darkness ahead.
"Go!"
Johnson released the rear brakes, let go of the clutch and twisted the throttle violently!
"eeeeeeeeegggkkk! VROOOM!"
The tires of the R1 screeched sharply on the slippery tarmac floor trying to find traction and when it did, the bike was thrusted forward by it's powerful engine.
"Let's rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Donny as he popped a wheelie off the line.
"Wah! He's really nuts!" marvelled a spectator as the Fireblade shot forward like a rocket.
Johnson pulled in the clutch and shifted to 2nd. He could really feel the tension in this race. Donny was a dangerous rider and would stop at nothing at winning. The headwind chilled him to the bones as the bike charged forward. Ignoring his discomfort, Johnson picked up speed and shifted to 3rd.
All along, Donny had been hot on Johnson's heels. Donny had an advantage over Johnson as he was more familiar with the race route.
"Let's see what this baby can do!" smiled Donny as he twisted the Fireblade's throttle even futher. The Fireblade's engine had just been overhauled at a bike shop at Sims Drive and Donny was eager to show the opponent who's boss.
"WhoooHoooooooooo!" screamed Donny as he swerved into Johnson's path agressively, causing him to jam his brakes.
"errmmgh!" The R1's tires squelled and lost traction for a second. What a close shave! Furious, Johnson sped up and chased after Donny. Within seconds, Johnson was beside the Fireblade.
Suddenly, the Fireblade's brake lamp flashed brightly and the bike slowed down. Looking infront, Johnson saw a sharp corner approaching!
Quickly, he applied the brakes and downshifted twice to 2nd gear.
Fortunately, the bike slowed down for him to take the corner safely.
However, he had taken a wrong line, and that cost him his exiting speed.
Looking to the right, he expected to see the Fireblade shooting past him but was greeted by the empty road instead. Donny was delibrately holding back!
"Pon! Pon! "
Looking in his rear view mirror, Johnson saw Donny showing him the finger.
"I'll show him!" muttered Johnson as he dived into the following right corner at high speed. Shifting his weight to the right, he banked his bike lowly and ripped through the corner.
Donny chuckled- Johnson is screwed!
Donny's right! Unknown to Johnson, he had just entered the 1st half of a S-Curve and there's a left turn immediately after it!
Johnson's eyes flashed in panic as he saw the guardrails suddenly curve towards the left. Slowing down , he attempted to shift his weight to the left when the roar of the Fireblade came closer to him....
"Thud!"
Donny reached out his right leg and gave the R1 a hard kick!
As the R1 was slanted, it lost its balance and slammed to the road.
"See you later, loser!" bellowed Donny as he rode off into the night.
As the bike was about to impact the ground, Fanny was thrown off by the momentum and landed head-first onto the unforgiving tarmac. The force was so strong that her helmet came off upon impact.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!" Johnson screamed.
He was trapped under the R1 as it dragged across the road.
When the bike finally came to a halt, Johnson laid in a bloody mess, his shredded jacket exposing parts of raw human tissues.
"Johnson!" screamed Justin as he witnessed what happened to his mentor.
Starting their engines, the Kuntong bikers laughed and rode off, leaving the scene victorious.
By the time the AST Bikers had arrived by Johnson's side, he was already dellirious.
"Fanny...is...is...s..she...alright...? " uttered Johnson before he blacked out...
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Dun like that la....Originally posted by missqi:Hmmm.
What's so different about your story?
Just another local biker story with loads of Hokkien.
edit: are you in secondary school? If so, then this story would be still ok.
At least I tried mah!
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Wow GOOD STORY MANZ..keep it up dude..
Dun care wat others pple say la...Just add in the hokkien for a more natural singaporean beng touch
Most of them here are computers geek soft kids who have parents speaking to them in english pampered them la etc etc..Tats why they cant related to wat u are saying
dun care them la...do wat u wat keep up the good work..these guaikia wont understand 1 so why bother them.. -
k lah klah.Originally posted by markzz:Dun like that la....
At least I tried mah!
mai kao lah.
keep it up ok.
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got die or not? got die or not?
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Wait la!Originally posted by LinYu:got die or not? got die or not?
Must think of a good chapter 3!
Later I post lousy story, kana flamed by everyone ar!
*siams from the flying rotten eggs * -
lol! Okay part 2 is not so bad...though losing the hokkien made the story seem like a channel 5 comedy show haha.
advante101-speaking good english does not mean we are all nerdy "guai kia" thanks -
can i be in it?
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Aiyo...Originally posted by Hellraiza:lol! Okay part 2 is not so bad...though losing the hokkien made the story seem like a channel 5 comedy show haha.
advante101-speaking good english does not mean we are all nerdy "guai kia" thanks
I use Hokkien kana scold..
Den dun use Hokkien, my story become comedy!
Sing-Gah-Por- Lang arrrrrrrrr.....
*shakes head*
Thanks ...I'll be working on Chap 3 ASAP!
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nice nice, btw. you where one?
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Can!Originally posted by mhcampboy:can i be in it?
But I need a "real" name for u!
Any suggestions?
U dun expect a person to be called mhcampboy, right?
If include u in the story, I'll call u "Kenny" since Kenny sounds the closest to "camp " ! -
can i be kenny's friend?Originally posted by markzz:Can!
But I need a "real" name for u!
Any suggestions?
U dun expect a person to be called mhcampboy, right?
If include u in the story, I'll call u "Kenny" since Kenny sounds the closest to "camp " ! -
I guai kia... belong to no where..Originally posted by Rejected:nice nice, btw. you where one?
*Heads off to the Library to study * -
ohh, really ah? i sgforums.com one! want to join anot?Originally posted by markzz:I guai kia... belong to no where..
*Heads off to the Library to study *