Kopi: The Story of Kopi Part 3
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In this part, everyone gets to chip in to contribute to the story... write all you want in a single post without editing... and make sure u paragraph them neatly! Once you post, you can only contribute again after 5 other people have done so... failure to do so would result in the editing of your offending post....
Important things to note:
No Offensive remarks
No flaming
No defaming... maybe except for kopi
and no mentioning of kopi n silver...
enjoy people... end of month is coming...
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Originally posted by www:
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[b]Episode 4
The guys aint meeting until 10pm and that means both of them have a couple of hours to spare. Fortunately for them, espandale wasnÂ’t too far from where they were.
Not bad for kopi to take an evening stroll for a change, given that he is someone who loves chasing the ball. That should relax him down a little.
During then, kopi was mentioning the names inzaghi, beckham, owen and shearer, while CL constantly brought him back to track, asking him more about BGR.
10pm. Most of the guys were there except www, as he is still on his way from his night classes. Everyone made an informal introduction of themselves to CL and in no time, she is able to mix with the group pretty well.
After two hours of chit-chatting, singing, drinking and play pool, the guys decided to call it a night. Not wanting to be a lamp post, the gang automatically left both of them at the pub.
CL: “I like your friends. They sure are friendly. How long have you been knowing them?”
K: “for quite a few months. All of them are from the forum.”
CL: “you serious? They don’t look like a group of people who surf net that often. Anyway, I think we should do this more often. I like mixing with all classes of friends.”
K: “why not? Say, don’t you need to go back early tonight? You did say that you have interview going on tomorrow.”
CL: “not until afternoon. Hey, that’s pretty observant of you. I don’t remember seeing you act this way back in school. Seems like you do change a bit. “
Kopi chuckled. The atmosphere changed a little and their minds start running around.
CL: “err..colin. there’s something which I have wanted to ask you all these years…”
K: “huh?”
Though he can be a pretty insensitive person, but he does sense that something big is coming his way with that statement.
CL: “… I always wanted to ask you if you ever liked me?”
Ops. The million dollars question.
K: “……”
CL: “I know it’s a tough question. You can choose not to answer it if you don’t want to.”
Kopi has never been more lost in his entire life. He was giving off a blank look for a straight 5 minutes. Suddenly, he recalls something which cwill told him before he left the joint.
“When in doubt, apply Nike’s slogan.”
Mustering all his courage, he said, “err.. yeah. I guess so..”
CL: “you guess so?”
K: “I think so..”
CL: “you guess so and you think so? Which is which?”
K: “aint they the same?!?!”
CL giggles, “hehe. In fact, that’s what I wanted to hear.”
CL: “colin, what say we ditch the car tonight to drink to our heart content?”
Overwhelmed with how things progressed, kopi wasnÂ’t in the mood to consider. After all, he can always call in for urgent leave the following day.
K: “sure. Why not?”
And off they went. 2 jugs of bourbon and 3 jugs of beer. Not knowing that they are way off their limit, they ordered dozen of tequila shots. It was uncharacteristic of kopi to spend money this way but he has just gotten his regular pay a few weeks ago, so he didnÂ’t really mind.
It was 2am in the morning and the pub is empty except the two of them.
K: “*burp*. Hehe.. I’ll be back. Washroom.”
CL was motionless. Guess she really drank too much.
Finally found his way to the toilet, kopi unzip his pant and began a long pee as he smiled to himself, thinking how smooth everything is working out.
As soon as kopi was thinking where should he bring her on the subsequent date, someone barged in.
It was CL.
K: “hey! CL! The ladies is over the other side!”, and kopi was unsure if he should zip up as he was halfway through the pee.
CL was least affected by his yelling and stood right next to him. She turned around and lifted up her skirt and let off a great sigh of relief as she began.
If you think goldfish has big eyes, you ought to see kopiÂ’s ones.
She was peeing all right, except that she did it standing up.
Not wanting to believe what he has just saw, kopi tilted his head to take a closer look at the entire process.
YES. She has one, something all guys have. Worst still, kopi made a visual comparison and realized his is not even half the size of “hers”!
Flabbergasted and dumbfounded. Kopi was left standing there until CL is done with what she came in for. On her way out, she gave kopi a buddy pat on his shoulder, signaling that she will be outside waiting for him.
Ok. That does it. Kopi dashed out of the backdoor and practically stood in the way of a taxi and hop onto it.
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Stupid Apologies
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---start of part 1---
As kopi had frantically got out of Dungeon Pub, he did not realise that he had left his car keys behind on the table. CL already sobering from her(his wadeva) drunkeness, found the car keys and let go a little smirk.
Next Morning...
CL calls Kopi
CL: Hello...
Kopi: (still thinking of what had happened last nite) Yes?
CL: You left your car keys...
Kopi: (Immediately realises that it is CL and sits up) Oh! My car keys... yes... errr... yes...
CL: Uh huh... don't you want them back?
Kopi: Yes... er... of course... (at this point coming up with 101 ways to get his car keys back without meeting CL)
CL: How about meeting me this later for dinner? I'll pick you up... in your car?
Kopi: OH! No! Its OK! I...errr... riding!
CL: Oh... that's fine by me... same place as last night?
Kopi: Errrr....
CL: What's wrong? Is 8pm alrite with you?
Kopi: Errrrr... okokok! See you there! (lets go a chain of unnatural loud hahahas)
CL: My... you sure are weird today!
Kopi: Izzit? (thinks)"You too bitch!"
CL: So... see you then... bye.... sweetie...
Kopi: Oh...(unnatural laugh again) yes... yes see you no problem... not at all... looking forward to seeing you... yes... im so excited... Yes coffee... mmmm I love coffee, don't you? (unnatural laugh again)... Oh I got to go back to class already! Woah time passes fast when you're having fun... see you later! -hangs up-
Kopi: F**K man... how... like that how... should I go? But I need my car back!
Kopi so troubled and frustrated goes to Sians and posts a "Help Me!" Thread....
In it he wrote, I have a problem... I need to meet someone to collect something important... but I dun wan to see dat person... what can I do?
Soon, a post comes in... none other than Stefanism, kopi's arch enemy...
Stefanism:[i] Kopi... wad da f**k... collect what? last nite shiok or not? what did you leave with CL?! Your car keys har?
or did you leave something that can be collected only 9mths later?! why you dun wan to see CL?! aiyoh... eat already want to spit har?! haiz... u ah u... CALL HER~~~
As kopi read the post he was cursing and swearing at Stefanism under his breath.... at that moment he was sure he could snap Stefanism's head off with 2 fingers... but... he was also right... he had already told CL he likes her... how could he get himself out of this... predicament?
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Stupid Apologies
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Stupid Apologies
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Stupid Apologies
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bloody stefan, tok kok
