Workplace crush
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There is this girl in my workplace who regularly make eye contact with me but we haven talk yet.How do i approach her without coming on too strong?
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pretend ask some work stuff?
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Coming on too strong hahahaha, reminds me of a Britney Spears song.
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hi, can i borrow a paper clip?
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wait for her move
trust me
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Nah.....dont wait for her first move......
You wait, she wait, nothing happens.......
Especially since women are still traditionally expected to wait for guys to make the first move.....
Here is my suggestion....
At first......try to smile and nod....
Then next time....try to say "good morning"
Then next time....try to say "hi where is the photocopier"
Then next time.........you know what to do....just add little bit more, little bit more....
So in conclusion,
You dont need to do everything at once.......this way it is more natural and you wont come off too strong.
Good luck,
:)
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is she pretty?
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try asking her if she'd like to join you for lunch
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eh Hi....there is a stain on your chair.....
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would you like tea coffee or me
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you are just horny....
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eh Hi...i bought some banana fritters for u....if no enough i still can offer mine to you...
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eh Hi...do u need help? my hands r always free to do anything to you...dun be shy,..jus ask ok? who ask us to be colleagues anyway? hehe....
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eh Hi ...u look good with the bra strap drop down....u r the best!
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eh Hi...i notice u have not been going for lunch....hmmm....i have an extra packet of
鸡排é¥...u can have it....if u dun like to have the rice....jus eat the 鸡排....ok? enjoy....kekeke
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why 鸡排
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Can you lend me a pen please?
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eh Hi...i saw your beautiful eye lashes sticked together quite badly this morning....during lunch...i bought a spare set for u....jus in case u need it at anytime...its ok...take it as a gift from a colleague and fwen...fwee just treat me simple lunch...
be attentive to her every detail and zoom in gently
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be frank, just go up and tell her, " I want to sex with you now"
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Angel, marry me this valentine's?
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marry you? what do you have?
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faithfulness, love, loyalty, lycanthropy
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eh Hi ..you have a nice pair of slender arms.....but er....here is a shaver....and dun leave home without it....
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eh Hi....thats a nice skirt though a little short....but i think its better you wear black esp panties....from my desk and accidentally...i notice u'd been wearing red for the last 3 days....ooh...dun be mistaken...i m concerned abt your safety.....keke
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eh Hi....u have a lovely dimple...if i were to live inside, i would not be able to climb out of its deep well....btw...its only your big nose that is blocking the way...