Originally posted by LazerLordz:
Let's have the robot come with changeable faces, one of the RSM, one of the CO, the other of the men's CSM.
Robot with the RSM's face: Soldier! Get your ass off the ground and go sign 5 extras unless you report to the MO ASAP!
Wounded soldier: But Encik... i am shot!
Robot with the RSM's face: Fark you understand! I order you to shoot the enemy...NOT get shot! And you are specifically instructed to be safe so why did you get hurt then?
Wounded soldier:

(gets his ass of the ground and proceed to the nearest medical centre....)